{"id":259,"date":"2013-01-07T08:11:47","date_gmt":"2013-01-07T08:11:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/krakoras.net\/blog\/?p=259"},"modified":"2017-12-29T15:48:18","modified_gmt":"2017-12-29T15:48:18","slug":"pustikovy-vtipy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/krakoras.net\/blog\/?p=259","title":{"rendered":"Pustikovy vtipy"},"content":{"rendered":"

– Zajic: Ahoj hade, chci se ti omluvit.
\n– Had: Za co?
\n– Zaj\u00edc: Ze jsem se ti sm\u00e1l, ze nem\u00e1s nohy.
\n– Had: To je zase neka\u00fd f\u00f3rek ne?
\n– Zaj\u00edc: Ne, fakt ne, je mi to l\u00edto. Opravdu.
\n– Had: Ok, omluvu prij\u00edm\u00e1m.
\n– Zaj\u00edc: Tak ruku na to? <\/p>\n

Pozd\u011b ve\u010der stoj\u00ed gener\u00e1ln\u00ed \u0159editel bezradn\u011b u skartova\u010dky, kdy\u017e tu jde kolem mlad\u00fd dynamick\u00fd zam\u011bstnanec.
\n– \u0158editel pov\u00edd\u00e1: “Pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, m\u00e1m tu velmi citliv\u00fd a d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd dokument a moje sekret\u00e1\u0159ka u\u017e \u0161la dom\u016f. M\u016f\u017eete mi pomoci s t\u00edmhle p\u0159\u00edstrojem?”
\n– “Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, pane \u0159editeli!” odpov\u00ed mlad\u00edk, hbit\u011b zapne skartova\u010dku, popadne pap\u00edr a vsune ho dovnit\u0159. Bzzzzum!
\n– “Mockr\u00e1t d\u011bkuji, to v\u00edte, j\u00e1 a technika… Ty kopie bych prosil t\u0159i.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

– Zajic: Ahoj hade, chci se ti omluvit. – Had: Za co? – Zaj\u00edc: Ze jsem se ti sm\u00e1l, ze nem\u00e1s nohy. – Had: To je zase neka\u00fd f\u00f3rek ne? – Zaj\u00edc: Ne, fakt ne, je mi to l\u00edto. Opravdu. – Had: Ok, omluvu prij\u00edm\u00e1m. – Zaj\u00edc: Tak ruku na to? Pozd\u011b ve\u010der stoj\u00ed gener\u00e1ln\u00ed…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/krakoras.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/krakoras.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/krakoras.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/krakoras.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/krakoras.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=259"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/krakoras.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":382,"href":"http:\/\/krakoras.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions\/382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/krakoras.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/krakoras.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/krakoras.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}